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Journal Entry: Wed Apr 10, 2013, 2:49 AM

Some fun with characters!
Journal Entry: Tue Apr 9, 2013, 11:54 PM
Alliance New Network – Personnel Interview

So I wrote this interview out, aimed at Mass Effect characters but can be used by others probably, feel free to pinch it or tag people - just a little fun

What's your name?

Depends. I go by a lot. Mainly V Foster. V stands for Vindex and, real last name, none of your bees-wax!
What are you?

What am I? God's gift to asari that's what I am!
And what is your birth date?

That would be telling and then I might have to shoot you.

Height and Weight?

Almost 6 ft--been striving for the last two inches--never got them. Weight? When I work out and gain muscle mass I weigh 190, but now I'm in a lean-mean stage  so 175.
Do you have an occupation currently? If yes, what is said occupation?

Yep.  Ex-Merc Alliance Corporal.

How long have you been doing this job?

Was a merc for a long time-been a corporal for a short time.

Are you married/single/divorced/widowed?

I'm fancy free, babe!

How many dependents do you have?

None that I know of, heh.

Do you have a substance abuse problem or any other prolific addictions?

Asari. Something about them gets all the right juices flowing.

Ok let's get a little more personal…

Are you in love currently?

Nope.  In like--in lust, but not love.

Is the person aware of how you feel?

Yeah, she reciprocates. We both know it's temporary.

Tell me about your parents?

To quote my older but not so much wiser brother: My parents? My dad was a pilot for the Alliance, my mother was a chef in a restaurant. I didn't know her very well, we spent most of our time with our grandfather who was also a pilot in the Alliance.Retired.

Do you have siblings? If yes tell me about them too.

I have a brother called Hobbs. Real name is Arglye like the socks. Foster was after the beer. They must've been hopped up on stims when they named us.  Socks is my pain-in-the-ass older brother who always thinks he can boss me around.
If you were stranded on an island what is the one thing you would have to take with you?

My sniper rifle so I can shoot things for food.

Are you religious?

Hell, no!
Would you like to have children one day?

Some day?  I work with Commander Shepard and there are no guarantees.

Who was the last person you woke up next to?

I don't kiss and tell.

Are you currently in a relationship with them?

Not really. We have...something I can't put a name to.

About work…

What is your job title?

Corporal Hobbins. Outside of the Alliance?  Pilot wiz, engineer unparelled.

What is your 'tool of the trade'?

I was taught how to take down every species known.

If you could have any job in the world what would that be?

Piloting the Normandy.

About family/friends…

Do you have any friends?
Yep. I'm a friendly guy, charasmatic as hell that draws people to me. I can get along with just about anybody, but you don't want to cross me.

What is your favourite pass-time?

Watching asari dance. You see a theme running here?

Do you have any hobbies?

Flying--I can fly just about anything built-not me bragging, just the truth and I love to cook.


If you could change one thing about yourself what would that be?

I can be reckless and that puts others in danger.

If you could wish for one thing in the world what would that be?

That my brother finds his true north and is happy.

How do you think people see you?

Commander Shepard calls me "Bambi", but I may be a deer, but with horns, ya know?

How do you see yourself?

I'm a blond god!  Nope, sorry, that's how others see me!  Uh, hard question.  I see myself in a water's reflection and in mirrors. Get it?

Where do you see yourself in five years time?
If the Reapers aren't stopped--some husk running arounf ripping people to bits.

Do you have a favourite saying or a motto you live by?

I always tell people "I'm not a kid."  I look younger even than my 25 years.

And lastly… one naughty confession please – and it has to be true!

H-mmm. I know so damn many.  Well, it has to be...oh, look at the time. I'm due back on the Normandy. Nice talking with you!

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sangrefrio Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013
Hilarious! When can I meet "Bambi"?
Dinky-Mew Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Student Writer
Haha love it JJ! I love his addiction being Asari - that is so funny. And so true! Foster is a blond god, sigh. Funny how both brothers refer to themselves as gods... Hobbins Ego is unparallelled :rofl:
jagespages Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Heh-heh Foster thinks of himself as confident not egotistic. Uh-huh. That was fun!
Dinky-Mew Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Student Writer
I know, I had fun doing it this morning. Gets the writing flowing!
jagespages Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So, it's noon there? I took a long nap after I sent the email telling you my headache had increased and felt better when I woke up so I played ME2 because I wanted to see Afterlife like it was Foster seeing it for the first time. But, I have not been to bed yet since.
Dinky-Mew Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Student Writer
Oh dear. Are you not tired JJ? I would be knackered!
jagespages Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Nope. It's like I get rejuvenated because of no pain. It's lovely feels!
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